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By moonvine (Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 12:54:06 AM EST) (all tags)
I usually don't discuss politics here. This is no exception. Kind of.


I just watched the Democratic debate. Remember the song Group Sex! by the Circle Jerks? It was amazing to watch the debate with the song playing in the back of my head. Totally surreal. Because of this, it was the first debate I enjoyed watching from start to finish, grinning cheesily from ear to ear. I was hardly chagrined or annoyed at the stupid hypocrisy that is singularly the skin of politicians rhetoric. I highly recommend use of this application for future viewing of political debates. Also, applicable to sermons. In other news, my cat has come back home. Yays all round, free, on the house, oh and a super jacuzzi too! Here are the lyrics to a great anthem. Enjoy:

group sex!
group sex!
group sex!
group sex!
private swing party
friday saturday night
wouldn't it be nice
to have a party with couples
that are friendly and mellow?
a low key atmosphere
where you can explore
your most sensual fantasies
with other aware sensitive couples?
group sex!
group sex!
group sex!
group sex!
Where you can bring someone
you care about without embarrassment?
privacy good food music
refreshments, cleanliness
and a super-jacuzzi too
that's what parties at the
a-frame are all about
call 213-659-3756
best time to call is
friday and saturday afternoons
see you there!
group sex!

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stupid hypocrisy by muchagecko (4.00 / 3) #1 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 03:47:42 AM EST
is my favorite trait in a sitcom character*. No wonder you found the debate so hilarious.

* - Frank Burns, George Costanza, even my beloved, Barney Fife.

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin


and by moonvine (4.00 / 2) #9 Sat Nov 17, 2007 at 01:46:24 PM EST
a giant jacuzzi!

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the cat came back... by ana (4.00 / 3) #2 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:07:08 AM EST
w00t!

Power up your flaming yo-yos already! --StackyMcRacky


Yay for cats coming home! by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #3 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:08:07 AM EST
Our cat Silas disappeared for a couple of days, not long after our cat Sasha was hit by a car and killed. It was a horrible couple of days, and all turned out well. I'm so happy that your kitty returned as well. :-)
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco


Poor Sasha =( by moonvine (4.00 / 1) #8 Sat Nov 17, 2007 at 01:45:24 PM EST
But thanks- Koshka came crawling back. I'd love to know where he goes... it would be fun to see where these lil devils disappear to.

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*They* already have money, universal health care by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 07:55:07 AM EST
and the ability to alter the course of entire nations. What else do they have to do now besides fling poo at each other? Meanwhile, the rest of us are dying off supporting them. Heh. It's the feudal'Merkin way.

~
There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou


The Debate by theboz (4.00 / 5) #5 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:46:23 AM EST
Basically, what the Democrats are saying is, "We are only going to rape you and punch you in the face.  The Republicans will rape you with a broomstick wrapped in barbed wire, then break your spine and punch your mother in the face.  See why we're so much better?"
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
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i would frame it thusly by alprazolam (4.00 / 7) #6 Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 09:09:04 AM EST
the democrats will rape you and then talk about how sad it is. the republicans will rape you and then gloat about it.

the gloating really fucking irritates me.

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IAWTC by moonvine (4.00 / 1) #7 Sat Nov 17, 2007 at 01:42:19 PM EST
!

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